Freakishly Paranoid Air Travel Security Plans totally CHUMPED by drunk dude.

I'm still laughing after this one ...

I can't take a half ounce of contact rewetting drops on a plane (even after pouring it in my EYES to show it wasn't, say, some sort of liquid death ray annhialator ) , but a 24 year old drunk dude spent 6 minutes in the middle of two runways at Chicago Midway.

http://cbs2chicago.com/video?id=20864@wbbm.dayport.com&cid=5