Somali Pirate Jokes
These are my own to start it off. Add more via comments.
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What do you call three Somali Pirates in a lifeboat ?
Snap Crackle n' Pop.
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What do you call a Somali Pirate in a Japanese trade lane ?
Pirates vs. Ninjas.
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How did the French Navy seamen defend themselves from pirates on their trade routes ?
First, they stopped dressing like whores.
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What's the hardest part about rescuing hostages from Somali pirates ?
The parietal bone behind the ear.
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What does a Somali Pirate eat for dinner ?
a 7.62 x 39
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How is a Somali pirate like a Las Vegas hooker ?
They both take it in the face.
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What's the differerence between a Somali Pirate and a Kentucky chick?
Kentucky chicks are fat.
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What's the difference between a Somali Pirate and a Pittsburgh Pirate ?
Every once in a while a Pittsburgh Pirate makes it home.
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How do you prevent attracting the attention of Somali Pirates ?
Keep a clean ship. Wash your dishes. Avoid smelly food like bacon and smoked fish. Keep food smells off your clothing. Store all food and trash in scent-proof containers.
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What do you call three Somali Pirates in a lifeboat ?
Snap Crackle n' Pop.
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What do you call a Somali Pirate in a Japanese trade lane ?
Pirates vs. Ninjas.
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How did the French Navy seamen defend themselves from pirates on their trade routes ?
First, they stopped dressing like whores.
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What's the hardest part about rescuing hostages from Somali pirates ?
The parietal bone behind the ear.
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What does a Somali Pirate eat for dinner ?
a 7.62 x 39
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How is a Somali pirate like a Las Vegas hooker ?
They both take it in the face.
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What's the differerence between a Somali Pirate and a Kentucky chick?
Kentucky chicks are fat.
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What's the difference between a Somali Pirate and a Pittsburgh Pirate ?
Every once in a while a Pittsburgh Pirate makes it home.
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How do you prevent attracting the attention of Somali Pirates ?
Keep a clean ship. Wash your dishes. Avoid smelly food like bacon and smoked fish. Keep food smells off your clothing. Store all food and trash in scent-proof containers.
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posted by N074H4x0r at 9:55 PM
2 Comments:
Did you hear about the Somali Pirate Cocktail?
Three shots and three splashes of water.
Awesome one !! You should have taken credit for it instead of posting anonymously.
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