AOLStalker Lolz

If you aren't familiar with AOL Stalker, it's a mirrored collection of the millions of search queries AOL released to the web (gotta love those assholes online) and, if you're idle, it can make for some damn entertaining reading. Take this beaut for example... the best is, of course, at the very end. If you find other funny ones post them to the comments.

http://www.aolstalker.com/11110859.html